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You know the type: they slow down, then go slower, and slower till the green light turns yellow, then they stop and finally floor it through the red light leaving you stuck there. These people I want to ram off the road, grab them by the neck and beat them senseless. Then I want to find their mother and beat her senseless for not swallowing. They seriously piss me off. I should have known but I was 2 cars behind the 10, 20, 10mph asshole. Often it’s a senior citizen or new teen driver which is an entirely different issue. In those cases they jus need to lose their license for either being too stupid or too old to drive. Teens (under 18) and seniors (over 65) need to be retested every year.

The Driver (Adam Smith)

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Maybe it’s a holiday thing but all day people have been cutting me off on the road. And for what? To get there one car ahead of me? That’s really worth risking everyone’s lives over? Fucking morons. Maybe people who do that should be crippled for life as a public safety measure.
And the ghetto bitch was in Milford. There’s a part of the road where you can go straight or left. She hops in the left turn lane and goes straight and makes it abundantly clear if I don’t let her in she’s going to ram me. I had that happen years ago in a friend’s car where the impatient ghetto asshole rammed us and later wound up getting arrested for it. I would have stayed the course except the dumbass in front of me floored it giving them enough room to push in. And for what? They wound up one car length closer. I Flipped her off and passed when it opened to two lanes. She tried to cut me off again for whatever reason, but missed. In a perfect worl I could have followed her where she was going and beaten the shit out of her. The first time was just ghetto bullshit. The second time was her trying to intentionally cut me off. To me that makes her a candidate for an ass whooping. I hope her car falls apart. Stupid bitch.

The Driver (Adam Smith)

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I will never understand why people feel the need to buy really nice really fast cars then go slow. I just got stuck behind Mr. Infiniti asshole going 23 mph down the road behind him my WRX. Why not buy a Toyota Camry? Why do all these assholes buy cars that can go really fast but drive them really slow? If it’s just to piss the rest of us off we should be able to challenge them to a duel and beat the shit out of them if they lose. I’m sorry, but that’s how I feel.

P.S. HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🙂

The Driver (Adam Smith)

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I’m on the highway finally doing about 80 after a huge traffic jam, in the fast lane, when I see a Honda Accord in the middle lane looking froggy. Sure enough, as soon as I get close, she hops out right in front of me. Mind you, she was cruising much slower, but must have just not wanted me to go any faster, so I get stuck, for miles. That sort of shit makes me want to run them off the road and beat them with a tire iron. Know what I do when a car going faster comes up behind me? I get the fuck out of the way. I drive a WRX but it’s common sense to me. But I’m also not one of those assholes that’s like “Ooooooh, Jetta, must race”. What kind of crap is that? And why are Jettas, Accords, Civics, and A4’s trying to race me anyway? Not one of those is faster. Get a freakin clue people.

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